Statler & Waldorf from THE MUPPETS (opening in theatres everywhere this Thanksgiving) wanted to share their guide to going to the movies!

Statler & Waldorf from THE MUPPETS (opening in theatres everywhere November 23rd) wanted to share their guide  to going to the movies!

Statler and Waldorf offer unsolicited advice and a whole lot of laughs about what to watch for at the theater.  (These guys are the ones both my husband and I remember most about The Muppets from our childhoods- they are so funny!!)

STATLER:    When going to see a movie starring the Muppets, always get a good seat…

WALDORF:   …one that doesn’t face the screen!

WALDORF:   If you arrive late for your movie, stick around…

STATLER:    …they’ll be releasing a sequel soon!

STATLER:    Never get a bucket of popcorn that’s larger than your car.

WALDORF:   Don’t talk on your cell phone during the movie….

STATLER:    …it might wake us up! 

WALDORF:   If you have to explain everything in the movie to the person you’re sitting next to…

STATLER:    …welcome to my world.

WALDORF:   Sometimes the movie is not out of focus—you are.

STATLER:    Don’t talk back to the movie…

WALDORF:   …that’s our job!

WALDORF:   If you don’t have anything nice to say about a movie…

STATLER:    …sit next to us!

STATLER:    Spoiler Alert—The Muppets are in Disney’s “The Muppets.”

WALDORF:   Don’t say you haven’t been warned.

 

To see Statler and Waldorf in the balcony (where they belong), check out http://disney.go.com/muppets/portfolio/homepage.html. 

 

(Info provided from PR. Opinions are my own)